Wednesday, September 5, 2018

American Ninja Warrior Fantasy League Finale Preview


Team Zach – 198 Points
Remaining Competitors
Daniel Gil (2017 – Stage 2, 2016 – Stage 3)
Josh Levin (2017 – Stage 2, 2016 – Stage 2)
Ethan Swanson (2017 – City Finals, 2016 – Stage 2)

Team Outlook
The good news for Team Zach is that his three best performers of the season all survived Stage 1. The bad news is that is third best competitor this season has been Ethan Swanson. That’s not to say that the Swan hasn’t had an awesome year, it’s more an indication that his other top picks failed to get up the early points he needed to stay in the hunt. He’s sitting 34 points out of first at the moment. Much like when Ethan Swanson falls on a balance obstacle, you’ve got to be nervous about Zach’s long-term chances of survival.

All joking aside, Swanson will be one of the key pieces in a Z upset. If Swanson can get to the last obstacle of Stage 2, that’s worth 12 extra points for the squad and that’s very possible. But the real key to this team’s success will be Gil. He’s the best bet for a Stage 3 run (he’s been there before) and he’s one of a very small group of guys with the talent to go all the way. Josh Levin will be the wild card. My boy has beaten every single course he’s faced besides Stage 2 and the rock climber has the raw strength to give Stage 3 a serious go. But Levin has never quite seemed comfortable on Stage 2 and that has even the optimistic guys worried.

Dream Scenario
Levin goes Ian Dory circa Season 7 and survives Stage 2 before reaching the last obstacle of Stage 3. The carnage continues for many other big names while Gil shoots up the all-time lists with another trip to Stage 3.

“The Robber Has Been On My Brick Since The First Roll” Scenario
Gil gets his hair in his eyes and falls early in the episode. Then Swanson is fast forwarded after the first commercial break. Later, it looks like Levin is going to hit his first Stage Two buzzer, but it turns out he can’t swim. That’s a real problem for the final underwater obstacle.

Team Larry – 200 Points
Remaining Competitors
Jake Murray (2017 – City Quals, 2016 – Stage 2)
Chris Wilczewski (2017 – Almost Drowned, 2016 – Stage 2)

Team Outlook
After some shocking falls on Stage 1, Team Larry went from seven buzzers down to just two and his son’s a little too bearded face is creeping up behind him. But Team Larry is filled with back bounce performers. Both Jake Murray and Chris Wilczewski didn’t even make it to a warped wall last year, but they have been monsters in their return to Vegas. Chris is not so quietly a top 5 Ninja on the season with arguably the most impressive performances to date. He’s a legit Stage 3 threat and did I mention IT’S AN EVEN YEAR??!!

Jake Murray may be a fun-loving guy, but that doesn’t mean he’s not a fierce competitor. He’s one of the guys who wants to win the most out of anybody and he had the fastest time out of anybody on Stage 1. That should mean he will get to watch a lot of other guys take on the most difficult obstacles before it’s his turn to go for the buzzer.

Scenario like Larry’s City Finals
After the last obstacle takes out some of the giants in the game, Chris Wilczewski becomes the first one to beat it and smash a buzzer. Then, in a truly herculean effort, Wilczewski continues his momentum and completes Stage 3. I know that sounds kinda crazy, but I wouldn’t say it’s impossible considering how beastly this dude has looked. Murray adds in some nice points with a deep run on Stage 2. He packs some goggles in his fanny pack for the last water section.

Scenario like Larry’s Stage 1
The curse of Grant McCartney finally catches up to Jake Murray after the caddy gimmick on Stage 1. Then, after Chris Wilczewski is seemingly going to beat the course with time to spare, he gets to the final underwater obstacle and can’t make it through because … well … the dude almost drowned last year. How are we gonna put a water obstacle in for a dude who literally had a mental breakdown after being stuck under water?

Team Jarrett – 205 Points
Remaining Competitors
Drew Drechsel (2017 – Stage 2, 2016 – Stage 3)
Adam Rayl (2017 – Stage 2, 2016 – Stage 2)
Thomas Stilling (2017 – Stage 2, 2016 – Stage 2)
Josh Salinas (2017 – Stage 2, 2016 – N/A)

Team Outlook
If Team Jarrett was a bit closer in the standings, I’d be feeling pretty good about his chances. He’s got four really strong Ninjas left including arguably the best guy in the whole thing (Drew Drechsel) and two of my personal sleepers in Adam Rayl and Josh Salinas. I’m not a believer in Thomas Stilling’s strength, but even he has a decent shot at least finishing as a last obstacle of Stage 2 kind of guy. Realistically though, given the current deficit, Team Jarrett needs two guys climbing on Stage 3 and maybe even a guy on the rope climb to steal the trophy from his wife.

2012 Moravian Jarrett Scenario
In case you missed, during Stage 1 Matt Iseman said a lot of the other Ninjas believe Adam Rayl has the tools to go all the way. He shows those tools on Stage 2 with an impressive performance (and maybe even gets lucky with a hardest obstacle that is more strength based and less swing/weight related). Salinas and Stillings each get their full runs shown during the actual meat of the show and then Drew closes things out with not one, not two, but three buzzers. Drew then cries tears of joy as Jarrett also cries tears of joy.

2018 Bellmore Jarrett Scenario
Turns out that even though a blog post Jarrett wrote about ANW was briefly shown on an actual episode of ANW, that doesn’t mean he knows how to pick a team. Just like in the Friend’s League (which I’m so far out of I didn’t even want to write a stupid preview), my team flops big time and the guys I thought were solid end up looking like Zach Lifman on the double-up-down-criss-cross salmon ladder or whatever it is this year. Then, when it looks like Drew his on his way to Stage 2, he has a shocking slip up on the last obstacle. Drechsel ends the show crying tears of sadness. Either way, he’s crying. Lock it in.  

Team Nicki - 227
Remaining Competitors
Sean Bryan (2017 – Stage 3, 2016 – City Finals)
Tyler Gillett (2017 – Stage 2, 2016 – N/A)
Mathis Owhadi (2017 – N/A, 2016 – N/A)
Hunter Guerard (2017 – Stage 2, 2016 – N/A)

Team Outlook
This is a very young team with perhaps the least experience of any of the five squads. Even the Papal Ninja Sean Bryan has only made the Vegas finals once before this season (although he’s hit his last 7 non-Stage 3 buzzers which is better than anybody else can currently say). But this is also a very talented team. Mathis Owhadi is looking like the best midseason pick up we’ve seen since … well … Sean Bryan last year and that worked out pretty well for whoever had him (yes, it was Nicki. Of course it was Nicki).

I still like Gillett as an x-factor but don’t see him as a Stage 3 guy. He hasn’t taken quite the leap I expected out of him. Guerard looks much better which his hair cut I can tell you that. Not sure how that will translate to the Ninja course. At this point Guerard is a win no matter what happens as Nicki swapped out Abel Gonzalez for the Lizard before the start of Vegas.

Overall, Team Nicki is just 5 points back with 4 capable Ninjas left. I’d say this team is the underdog, despite their talent, but we’ve seen Team Nicki win two straight trophies, so you can’t count them out.

I’ll Pick Up Sean Bryan Scenario
Mathis Owhadi proves he’s the real deal. He’s not blinded by the bright lights in the big city and shows that he’s got the magic in him. If we see Owhadi on Stage 3, Team Nicki suddenly looks like they are in the perfect position to win the title. To help clinch things, Sean Bryan continues his saint-like climb to the top of the Ninja universe. He gives us visions of Geoff Britten with a dazzling forearm display and punches the Stage 3 buzzer.

I’ll Pick Up Charlie Andrews Scenario
Things are off to a rough start when they show a fast forward of Mathis Owhadi’s run and Matt starts it by saying, “Until tonight, Owhadi has hit ever buzzer he’s faced …” Then there’s a cut to Mathis falling on the first obstacle. Then there’s trouble when Akbar says “Despite a lot of prayers on the sidelines, Sean Bryan got crucified by the Wave Runner.” (Yes, I know that joke is in poor taste, but this is better than the other Catholic Church related joke I had planned here). For a moment it appears that Tyler Gillett is going to be the hero, but he can’t make a finger-tip save on the last major obstacle.

But Hunter Guerard ends up being the last guy standing, somehow miraculously giving Nicki the victory. Look, even in the worst-case scenario, the Ninja gods will find a way for Nicki to win. She always does. It’s just the way these things go.

Team Matt – 232 Points
Remaining Competitors
Najee Richardson (2017 – Stage 3, 2016 – Stage 2)
Jamie Rahn (2017 – Stage 2, 2016 – Stage 1)
Nicholas Coolridge (2017 – Stage 2, 2016 – Stage 2)
Eric Middleton (2017 – Stage 2, 2016 – Stage 1)

Team Outlook
Yes, this team has three of the 12 remaining competitors in the competition who have hit every buzzer they’ve faced in Season 10, but I think we need to talk about Eric Middleton. The bug ninja, a dude that I literally smack talked for no reason in the first (and second to last) episode of the American Ninja Debate podcast has scored as many points as Drew Drechsel this season. Middleton has quietly made Stage 2 each of the past two years, a fact that guys like Joe Moravsky and Kevin Bull can’t brag about. The dude is legit and props to Team Matt for snagging him (and holding on to him when Jon Alexis was just sitting there for the re-taking).

But, ultimately, if Team Matt is going to maintain it’s 5 point lead, it will likely be due to a breakthrough from Coolridge or Rahn. Both of these guys seemed poised for history after Rahn survived Stage 1 without shoes and, perhaps more incredibly, the show actually aired an entire Nicholas Coolridge run! Throw in Najee the Flying Phoenix (who is this squad’s top performer to date) and this team will be hard to beat.

Having Zach As A Brother Scenario
Najee Richardson proves he’s deserving of the Poster Boy status he has had all season with a monstrous performance on Stage 2 and a career best result on Stage 3. Jamie Rahn avenges (pun not intended surprisingly) a near fall on Wing Nut Alley from last year and shows why he’s a hero with a Stage 2 buzzer. Coolridge gets fast forwarded (this is an ideal scenario, not a completely make believe one), but still gets to the last obstacle.

Having Zach As A Brother Scenario
Overconfidence is still a big Ninja killer. Richardson finally falls victim to it and mistimes a leap to one of the obstacles leading to a splash. Jamie Rahn goes next, but he doesn’t listen to Edna Mode and gets his cape stuck on one of the obstacles (no he doesn’t usually compete in a cape but whatever). The bug ninja ends up as Matt’s top guy and instead of running home to Emily with a nice pocket of dinner money, he ends up in 3rd place handing some cash over to his favorite of Zach’s friend and his wife.

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